Is it a blood diamond? EP 1 Lottery Fever Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. Caitlin441810. ♪ A lot of shoes ♪ ♪ We're throwing shoes ♪ The school paper is doing a story about me. Well, um, how about this, Dad? Money! ♪ If they don't, then we put them ♪ ♪ For making whoopee ♪. Hey, isn't it time for me to get a haircut? How can you be so irresponsible? No, that's it. It seems foolish to have all this money lying around. Peter: Uh uh, hold it. Now, smear what's left of it on your face and look at me with your mouth open. Call me when you blow all your money. Tell him to cheer up! A static shot of the house where night turns into day or a montage song that over-explains what we're doing? I had to fight three rappers down at the Nonsense Store for this. You got what you wanted. Okay, Quagmire, I want you to take the first bite out of this fudge pop, because that first bite is the one that really hurts. That's sort of my fave-- Oh, look, the bear! I told Carstairs you'd set everything straight. FAMILY GUY "INVASION OF THE GRIFFIN SNATCHERS" 5. Positively can do. That's like looking at a 12-year-old boy. (whistling) Whoo-hoo! 24:19. From now on, we're all gonna do whatever I want to do. Well, actually, sir, your card has been declined. Good evening. Tread water where you are right now or increase your net worth fivefold within the next 18 months? How come everything he writes is so dreary? Lottery Fever Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. [the music stops] W-What's going on here? Sorry doesn't show me nipples worth seeing! Well, I'm sure a brief call to my accountant will resolve this to our mutual satisfaction. I don't expect you to forgive me, but if, for some reason, you do, you can find me in a cardboard box on the corner of Meeting and Thayer. Buried alive. Ow! And as for you, Anna, you're dreadful and so is the program. Well, I'm sure a brief call to my accountant will resolve this to our mutual satisfaction. What, here? That's sort of my fave-- Oh, look, the bear! The Rhode Island State Lottery has climbed to a record $150 million jackpot. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy, ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ Hello, Schnozzenstein? Lucky there's a man who. Chris has also been developing some very expensive tastes. Look, you aren't gonna shoot us in the eye, are you, Peter? After losing all of the family's money on ridiculous purchases, they … I'm worried the money is changing this family, and not the way you hoped. Time for the Griffin family to meet its destiny. There's teenagers in skinny jeans out there. So, in addition to buying 200,000 lottery tickets, you had 400,000 fake ones printed up? What happened to you, anyway? There seems to be some issue with our credit. It is named after the phrase uttered by Admiral Ackbar in the Star Wars film Return of the Jedi. Don't you know the lottery is just a tax on stupid people? There's teenagers in skinny jeans out there. Oh, don't worry, Carstairs, there's ample gratuity on there for you. Is violence in movies and sex on TV, Peter: But where are those good old fashioned values, Entire Family: On which we used to rely? Some Assembly Required (The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes), Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Meg, as a girl, your life holds no merit. Model glue, sir? But ever since you won that lottery-- (screaming) Come on, Joe! Please, these guys are Betas-- they're total animals. All rights reserved. Um, that second one sounds like it could be funny. I got lots of good karma built up from doing those USO shows. Simple. And keep your chin up, so I can see your throat. Lottery Fever Peter: I just bought a giant room full of gold coins; I'm gonna dive into it like Scrooge McDuck. Time for the Griffin family to meet its destiny. In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded. Well, my friend Marty is a whiz with chemistry, and he says he's come up with a new penis enlargement pill, and if we can bankroll him $100,000 in startup money, he'll triple our investment in a year. With no one to look after, Carstairs fell into a deep depression from which he never emerged. Are we really living that close to the edge? We're not going to go crazy spending our winnings, and we're not going to let this money change us. You know, I'm still young enough you can drop me at the fire station, no questions asked. Recap/Family Guy S 10 E 1 Lottery Fever; If you meant one of those, just click and go. 7:00. I thought being rich would solve all my problems, but all it did was make me forget what was important. I'm worried the money is changing this family, and not the way you hoped. It's a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard, floor-like surface! Hey, Horace, another round for everybody. Book Of Mormon Winnipeg Lottery We're here live in our studio where a checkout girl in a cheap dress who wants to be a model is ready to draw the winning numbers. I guess it's only fair that I give you my percentage so you can get your house back. I'm going to get some supermarket fried chicken and eat it until I'm nauseous. Boy, you wouldn't guess from that smile that all his kids were stillborn, huh? ggvbekjk. And they'll care what happens to us, even after everything that's happened. I quit my job, Lois. Waiter, have the chef prepare a bucket of your finest caviar, and then give it a helicopter tour of the city. This money is our ticket to the good life, starting now. Three days wasted looking through 200,000 lottery tickets. Don't you know the lottery is just a tax on stupid people? In fact, I'm going to go buy my winning ticket right now. I told Angela what she could do with that job, just like I always fantasized. Why do you think we waited so long to take you to the groomer's last month? All right, well, thanks again, Peter. Ah, I never thought I'd be having high tea at the Park Barrington every single day. ... Family Guy Season 10 Episode 1 Lottery Fever. The two kids who found it were forced to murder each other. And have that Russian waiter I like bring it over. ♪ Lottery Fever No! Yeah, if you're going to open your mouth with the missus, stick to kisses, huh?